okay..it's so late..yawnz..jus wasted lotsa time watching tv today!ohh n my cous Zheng Yuan came today..haha he's so adorable tt u cn jus meLt to death..hurhur..n everyone in church thinks he's cute..i thiNk..ohh well..even my fren joSeph think's he's damn cute..so yar..hurhur!m tokg to stacey now..ohh she finally saw my fotos!THANKS STACE...it's really Swt of u to cum c my blog..it means alot to me u noe..alritey.. lets c..where was i..ohhhhhhhhh my uNcle got us Cd burner! woo hoOO!we cn so burn songs soON!haha! imagine all the MOney i wld b saving!kauz!tt's a piece of gd news!
ohh Shit the news today jus shittLy announced tt 21 nurses have SARs..like wad e !@#$%^&*^^%$##@! im so gona hate cuming to wrk eveyday!like SGH so is close man!ohh no!but hey..i shall not b bad..anyway i wanna say tis to all the NUrses out there n docs tOO! u pple r one HELL of saviours!i mean u pple r very very brave..thank u so much for putting yrself at risk to save all these patients..for this i pray wif all my heart tt u all b weLL!yr aNgeLs man!
ohh okay...think im almost done with blogging..i mean its like 12am!? tmr still gtg sau mu!i shall do my usuaL shouT out to STACEY tham..hey babe...thanks for cuming n visitg my blog yar?!dn slp too late alrite?!no gd fer HEALth! n ah leong!u feelg beta alreadi!?k i noe its a dumb qn but hey..im tryg okay.. n hey mich!n jem n gen n vaLLL! hurhur..wad a day...
-->nobody said it b so gd.. nobody said U b so beautifUL nobody warned me abt yr sMiLe yr the light yr the light when i cLose my eyes im CoLouRbLind
-->the day we became frens..i saw my anGeL in u...
11:10 PM In the words of jo
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11:10 PM In the words of jo
Friday, April 04, 2003
argh!got a bloody gastric...anyway..hey CheryL..thankS 4 writing 4 paragraphs for me yar?haha... tt's really sWeeT of u eh?hehe!wOOps..i reaLLy bombed yr fone arh?din mean tOo man!i told ya u din souNd rite wads..so wad m i suppose to do?sit back n relax n drink cocktaiL n await yr repLY?i cant lahz..esp wen yr like my cLose fren n all...ohh i wld Once Agn APOLOGISE for not being abLe to mk u feel any BETA...i swear i tried yar?k thot i sound really DUMB n stupid trying to say smtg to mk u feel less hurt.. but yar cant mk it..i cn onli sense if pple r not right..but i aint gd at consoling..so i hOpe u Che3r Up aft see-g how long i dedicate my blog entry 4 u!think yr the oNLi kind soul bsides my colleagues whu mk me feel tt i worth smtg n my blog is smtg...tham neh neh lahz...haha!yarP.. eh u drop dead in the end..hurhur..bluff me arh!goin BALi?wao!rem get smtg fer me while yr there k?yep..now im offically startg my day entry!che3r up leong...
orh k..Smirks..yarp..today was a blast agn..i mean not the wrkg part..the JOY of havg Colleagues! i mean they can really mk u wanna cum wrk n all!thank god im not liKe mrs TUtU .. she doesnt have frens??!okay..i mean colleagues whu wld like go wif u for lunch!so lets c..3/4 of the day i was stUCK in the filling rm..nono not tt im stuck as in cant get out but im doin FiLLinG!n SOrtg of fORms...but the neh neh thing was Jem Kept cOUghing man!scare the Hell outa me!i mean whu wldn't..n the damn Rm doesnt hav ventilation can?so i tech haf to breathe using My 2 BIG BIG LUNgs!aint v.helpfuL if jem kpt coughing!kauz...so i was like there using my t-shirt n i wen JEEEMMMM!!!im so gona get SARS!!!!!!n we were listng to the receiever at TOP voL..wich is not v.loud..so yes..we were yakkg.. AND workg...so it was fun fun!
10:08 PM In the words of jo
then we wen fer lunch at ChiNatown!wooHooo!i had fish head bee hooN! quIte stupid of me reaLly...i cant eat fish wif lotsa bones n i said aunty wo yao fish head bee hoon then i was like shit!i duno how to eat fish head??!ohh well tt's not the biggest prob!the aunty cant differentiate btwn 240 and 340..i said 240 like 4 times n she finally got the fact tt it wasnt 340...the table num lahz..but i don blame her lahz..i was so english n she's chena educated..then aft lunch..geneva our cute n corny colleague..saw dogs wish were like croc siZE!!!!yar then Val said she lOok like a dog??!hahahaah! not bad!then she did this =) i so swear this is her face..n wen she's sAd..wich is often..hurhur...she do tis =( realLY! nxt time i get val to tk a pic wen she's in actioN!so gen b carefuL!haha!then here cums smtg Ultra hilarious!it's abt tis guy at wrk n we call him nODDy..he walks like a ger n he has realLLy HUGGGGGGGGGGGGEE head..okay im bad..but hey i cant heLp it...then me n jem in the filling rm..he came in n wif is swt girly voice..he wen "i move the thing k????" so jem did the most farni thing..aft he move the thingy jem jus wen nodding NON STOP!can u blive it?think i will die frm breast cancer fer "arm chio-g" wich basically means to laff w/o any sound..controlled laughter!hahah!ok i dn haf much assets but hey im wrkg on it?im a ger lah!
okay think stace is upset tt im onLine agn!why!?im on my blog wad..i din go chat wif rose,mary or jane??! haha!but anyhow..im dead...arhh!aiYa..tham dn get angry lahz...if u c the amt of joy i haf in writing tis blog..tt's the onLi joY i hav left now bside yakkg on the fone..c i haf no Life...hmm now i so freaked out aft jem kept coughing..gohna check my lungs every 3seconds..gona tk in deep breaths to c if my chest hurtS..gad!im paraNoid..but hey whu isn't?heh ms florence nightingaLe aka farni faciaL impersonator is really farni..she was goin on n on abt SARs..haha i seriously think the Lifts r not safe! it's not wrkg fer abt 12386976 days?? it's prob still down wif sARs..ahah!anyway i leave u wif a quote agn..as usuaL..frm MEEEEEE..the great!heez...oi!stop pouting yr lips or rolling yr eyes lahz..spasm hit u agn?u roll summore!ltr cannot roll bak then u lk like GOLDFISH!haH!pout yr lips then u prob stuck wif a geisha lips!go ahead n diss me..hahaha!
--->U were of wad u mk me feel..baby rite now i feel invisible to u,like im not reaLLLL tt's wen i decided..WHy shd i CARE cos u werent there wen i was scared,i was so alone!!! u!!!!u need to lstn!i'm startg to trip,i'm losing my grip n im in this thing aLONE...
9:17 PM In the words of jo
Thursday, April 03, 2003
ritey..jus had boOn tong kee chicken rice..it's gd!had a blast today at wrk..nono..not tt it's fun doin data entry but hey my colleagues r a bunch of mad monkeys!it all started wen Jamie had pus in her earhole..okay how she got it?!she din take her freaking ear-stud for abt lets c..its abt 5684123 yrs?dn ask me how but yea..so mr Pus decided to mk her ear ITS hm..so COOl rite?okay anyway Shirlyn helped her wif the Pus thing n mr Pus was chased outa his hm!SO SAD RITE??think he's dead..then the rest started with all abt piercing ear nose n tongue eyebrow and navel n wad shit..so we chit chat for abt 56mins b4 our big boss came out n everyone scrambled back to our seats!ohh the ThriLL of it!n i did many many entries agn..haiz...n i heard the MOSt WOnderfuL song on Radio!it's COLOURBLIND by Darius!my gad the song iz so damnn swT! i feLt so LOVED aft tt!~ hurhur! ms nitghtingale Geneva said i sound like Dove advertisment! i do??!!
8:57 PM In the words of jo
so yar..go lstn to it..but wen yr down lstn to AVRIL LavigNe u prob feel 100000000 times beta cos she speaks yr mind...she says wad u really fEEL..she ROCKS!okay...if AvriL eva stumble upon my blog hey!yr sumone i so respECT!as if she sees this..okay im LAme...ohh yar n i caught my dEAR cous Valerie Lim SLPG today! hah! she is so lazY!she SLACKS!okok..me n jem slacked toO!at 4.36pm i decided to stop wrk n not do anymore!cos i was so darn tired..!OOOh i 4got to say tis..now im gona do it.. eh val!!thanks fer the trouble of helpg me with the blog yar?im not into comp thingy-ies so i aint very gd at it!THANK U fer helPg me okie??i gif u a treat!earthquake ice cream can?! yar ohh n yes.. stace?u feelg beta??get more rest okay?ohh hey leong agn!mus cum n read my blog...hurhur!ohh yr chattg wif me..im so gona drag u to c tis aft im done! =D
oh yes where was i??ohh yar yar so on our way hm..val din noe the num to call wen u wan an ambulance..
sso she aint very reliable in an emergency!she thinks 995 is fer fire onli,,then ms florence nitghtingale Geneva told her how she found out the num!she said like this "the 'hao gong ming" taught u in pri sch wad..i rem it!" hao gong ming is this civics n moral bk in pri sch wif all the four races in the front cover promoting abt being polite n all tt!ahahah!so crappy n we all jus laff our breast out!okok i hav an xtreme case of airport runway fer my case but hey! haha y i mention breast?onli my colleagues wld understand my plight!
hmm...think i blogged alot liaoz!ohh yar!another farni thing was wen we saw this "out of order" lift? tt geneva ger said!think the LIFT infected wif SARS!n tt really cracked Us up real bad!okay we r mean!pple r dying n we r joking abt this..but oh well...n yar val keep thinkg tt the lady whu coughs her guts out she cant go KK hosp! cos why?it's fer preg woman! haha!val val! alrite enuff liaoz..i leave u wif this nice song phrase..
--nobody told me it feels so good nobody said U be so beautifuL nobody warnEd me abt yr SMILE yr the light yr the light when i close my eyes I'm clourblind,u make me cLourbLind
8:11 PM In the words of jo
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
heh..im at it agn..i cant stop??!ohh today wad fUn at wrk!we had macs for lunch..ntg extraordinary u might thinkbut here's the catch!haH!we asked them to deliever to our workplace!!woohoO!cool arh?but u noe wad..so ass.. this lady..urmm wld call her aunty though..she was asked to be the one to deliver our food..noe WHY cos others r afraid they catch the SARS virus!LIke wateva!so selfish of them lor..so they can ask an aunty to go get SARS but hey i dn wanna b the one??!like so shity man!i felt SUPER BAD when i saw the whole ]thing..and she walked WALKED all the way there!!!!! so if aunty if u ever c this..i APOLOGISE man..nv meant to b mean or anytg...we all din noe..now we dO!now i truly understand my NAnNy's pride... wad LOsers! yarp..then my frens n i ate in the office n it wad utterly fun..okay it's was BLOODY !~@#$%^&*(!@#$% fun! get the idea??okay then smtg happen im not gona say wad it iz but myms florence nightingale colleague called Geneva said tt guys were cthulu or shagoth wich basically means sum worthless monster...i reckon she is so DAMN rite!!okay im not dissing all the guys in the world but yar sum guys r like tt..im so disillusiond abt them now..which is why i suspect nowadays the lesbianism rate iz getting HIGHer!!i donblame them u know..really..ohh n today stacey is sick so if she happens to read my blog i wanna say get well soon k?n ah leong arhz...thanks fer mentioning me in yr blog...heard u n wyn quite steady arh!woah besT!okay...hmmm..ohh my ma cooked PRAWN mee fer me!okay she left one bowl fer me!it was so nice! thank u mimi! it really rocks!it's nice!!!!!
10:56 PM In the words of jo
ohh my bro's bugging me agN!haha he's farni!okay he's prob the onli guy in earth bsides my dad whom i find is decent!sadly...ohh yar..jem n i were havg fun today!no! not tt kinda gross fun..wad i meant was we tok lotsa stUff today!was gd...i mean we r so lame!ohh n today the ladytt sits opp me in the office is so bloody lame??!!! she complained abt pple giving her cough! LIKE HULLLO??? u got a bloody weak immune system u shd jus blame yrself..n gad she was bloody coughing like as tho her lungs n oseophagus n epigglottis gonna cum outa her mouth n nose n ears!???so she aint polite tooO!anyway all she does is tok!???okay im soOoooo dissing her on WORLD WIDE WEB!haha!okay mayb im bias..so wad the heLL!it's true can??n she wears TUTU?? reallY! "soumpa" her dressing sense really no gd..k i shd stop diz.. hurhur!ohh my ma came bak fm taichi! she is so healthy! yarp think i shal really stop! my gad! whus gona read tis bunch of rubbish?!really..think im tryg to hard..but im happy now..wen im sad u'll c wad i cn type..really i may b noisy but nv underestimate me..i've got sixth sense im so not kidding..stacey iz my living proof! okay i leave u wif tis quote..frm the great...me laH!woa lau! dn turn bhind n look lah! kau!blind arh!
---i duno how u do wad u do,im so in luv wif u,it jus kps gettg beta---
-- LeArn hoW to Die then u wld learn how to LiVe--
btw..tt's the continuation..tt's the prob if u blog like mad..thanks
10:29 PM In the words of jo
Tuesday, April 01, 2003
okie..here it cums..im here agn doin tis ting tt's wasting my time n blabbering abt smtg tt the whole world wld c..gad!hmm 2day i got fooled by 2 pple..argh!how suckY!i mean like here i was being the nice little cute ger tryg to help everyone then WHAM !i got hit in the face!okay here's wad hAppen!first was my wonderfuL fren stacey tham!she msg me smtg abt her getting a miss u virus..but the first line wen..i kena virus..n i being joanne wen to speed-dial her b4 even readg the whole darn msg!then she wen hahaah! i was like !@##$% then she wen..u nv read the whoLe msg?i was like urm it was a jOKE! how cn they joke smtg like tt..anyway..then 2nd one was this J2 fren of mine whu claims she LIKE mE???! i was like uhhhh..then it was a bLOODY joke agn!like waDEVA! okay i aint piz but cummon this kinda joke not farni u noe...okay..im like tokg to val online n my bro iz bugging me by lookg at wad im typing...so bloody stressful..but cummon whus gona read this darn thing anyway.. yeap..looks like everyone iz in LUv man!except me..argh...eh tham if u c this hey! n eh cheryl leong n mich..if u eva c this hey!!k im ultra lame..as i was sayg..i was pia-g lk mad today n did like woOooo 52 forms!they really SHD pay me more..i mean cummon cant they see im like a ASSEt to the company...not tt my bust r huge..but hey im so efficient!then i was crapping like mad wif jem my 14k dial up fren..now why?her reaction iz damn slow..she doesnt get the joke till abt 98.33hrs ltr... smtg like tt..hey i blog alot..no wonder val iz so gd at this..u jus cant stop.. haiz..think i wanna stop liaoz..be4 my bro cums bugging me aGNNN!
it's not easY to B me..
9:53 PM In the words of jo
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1:44 PM In the words of jo
okay..the stupid thingy cant post yest so i gota retype..wad the hell??!anyway wad i was sayg was tt we had this farewell din fer our bob the builder colleague..called huishan..n we wen NYDC..ohh yeah then lets c ..iordered sum freakg noodles..wich suppose to lk nice by the way the descibe it but no??! the damn noodles were burn?sorta overcooked..like 1/4 of it..i was happily eatg then CRACK~ i was like wad the??! then i saw it the noodle was like real BROWn..n i reckon the cook was slpg..but me being nice din say anytg n jus din eat tt portion..but i had to pay a bloody hell $12.95 fer it!gad!no disount caN? okie..soon val is gonna design tis darn blog fer me so i say tHANK U VAl...=) ohh yeah now im in da office sacrificing my damn lunch to type tis thingy...hoPe it wrks!yep n lets c im eatg...okie acc to val it's shredded chicken hor fun!i had shredded chicken yest man!im so gonna b like a shredded chickeN! darn val iz bugging me.. =)
