okay im abit late here but gona blog abt wad happen yest!haha! had an nice outing wif our bob the builder colleague!eX-colleague! HUISHAN!!!hey!!!anyway...they had kenny rogers n i had coke..my dear ma cooked for me...so there we were toking n geneva told us how her childhood was spent playg masak masak..but the farni thing was she used BArbie LIMBs as her yong tau foo dishes...hahah,,she sounds like a cannibal in the making?hahaha..lets c..we laughed for abt 3hrs??! then our tummy ached big time!wonder if gen n the rest haf nice abs yet..i reCkon i do??! **jo lifts her shirt n checks..** eh dn c lahz..i noe i haf a nice figure can?
alrighty..i shal go ask geneva whether she has abs..hahaha..aiya she went offline..anyway..ntg much to blog today..but if cheryl reads this..eh wanna ask u wad u want ah!?? i tmr shall find for yr ice-cream okay!??!now tham also wants!so hows my emotional knighted fren doin??!yr wrkg now..n im blogging all alone...wad a sad life..n stace is out agn..tt neh neh..anyway,,oh yar tanks jd for commenting..!ohh well think i shall jus go watch tv n sLp earLy..
>>>U stick in the Knife then give the kisS of Life LiVe the Lie
9:10 PM In the words of jo
Thursday, April 10, 2003
hmm the sars thing is makin my whole office go berserk!okay...lemme start..me,jem n shirlyn had throat irritation..n it's aLL cos of mrs dunno wad her faith lady..yes yes aka mRs TuTu..she decided tt we were sArs affected pple n startg using some spray n spray in front OF uS..like wad the heLL!my gad..im so sure my nose is like 56% damaged??..im so not lying..she so sPraYEd into our noSe haiR!!!ouch!n we all bcame worse..we sneezed n cough!n guess wad??she decided tt we r so infected tt she went to put on a MASKs..in case anytg goes into her BIG NOse..i mean u shd learn frm MJ n go reduce yr nose hole..really..then she changed place???!n claImed we were COUGHIng?!!!lIke heLLo??!!! urm if u spray lemon spray into one's nose the most natural reaction is to sneeze n cough??!mayb she doesnt haf common sense..den agn..she's bz chosing wad faith she wants tt she turned MUddLE HeaDed...ohh well..sad case cos it seems no one wanna b her fren? like wad a sad life...then agn she mks pple hate her..think i noe a Song tt suits her! gossip folks..but hey tt's too classy for sumone like her..shit im bad mouthing her on WWW agn..haiz..im so nice??!but well..wo xi huan... hahah!ohh n today our dear val very farni..we were tokg abt womanly issues..then geneva decided to promote on pads??!hahah yar..she sounded as tho she was really shooting for an advertisment...like maXi no gd..slim ones r the besT!hahah! ohh gad!
i thiNk the song by gareth gates:stupid mistake song is pretty meaningful...i mean not the situation as wad mr gates sang..but at times u say things tt wld hurt pple...listen..jo sings* the situation got outa hand,i hope u understand, it can happen to anyone of us,anyone u think of,anyone can fall,anyone can HUrT sumone they love,hrts will break cos i made a stupid mistake..it can happen to anyone of us,say u'll forgive me,anyone can faiL,say u will blive me,i cant tk my hrt will break cos i made a stupid mistake.. **jo chokes on saliva...** sorry arh..haha..im not cut out to b a singer..sad case..so tham tham..u noe i really dn blame u for anythg..n no im not mad anymore..im benevolent Joanne...okay so basically our whole day was spend chattg,laughing,looking out for big boss..n goin down to buy yakult!nice!
9:52 PM In the words of jo
eh shd i get a new hp?as in 2 hp lahz..pple whu read this..if u eva..pls give me yr views okay??cos i love my 8250!so i aint gonna give it uP!today my day was pretty exciting..we saw the dead myna on the road agn..wanted to cross the zebra crossing i think..but i gues it prob walked on the black part then the driver didnt notice sINce it is black n ran over it..it's like SPLAT!.. tt kinda position wad a way to die!...hahah n geneva our facial expression fren was quite gross out..haha n during dinner SUMONE taught me how to sAbO mrs tutu..haha like smearg all sorts of things frm shit to pepper to dried chilli!gosh...man did i laff like mad..ohh my ohh my...i learned a new word today!!!! it's caLLEd petrarchan lover..okok i din noe okay...i mean i knew star-crossed lover..n i hated R n J..so i din bother.. prefer to kiLL a mocking bird!anyhow..it's cOOL i learned smtg.. alright..im dead tired frm being chio today..so yar..yawnz...i tried not to be??! MY gD LooKs r a CUrSe....rem tt line??!ohh yar!it so suits me..k lahz..stop thinkg **it's so joanne to b BHb..if she aint for 1 day it's smtg new** ...i look gd rite? *looks at herself in da mirror n cannot stand her beauty* prettty gd!?
-->u stick in the knife then gif the kiss of life.. -->she is nursing her head n her pride..she died long ago deep down insiDe -->iM deTAched n DeVoid of HumaN EmoTiOn
9:51 PM In the words of jo
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
DetacheD froM HUman EmotioN..hows tt line?me n jem thot of it while we were in the filling rm..wah liu..we were sorting forms lahz..dn anyhow anyhow think xiA!haha wad a line right?ohh yeah..was upset then i said smtg like devoid frm human emotion..dan jem said detached sounds betta..yeap did sorting today..pretty free..as in no stress..so we were talking n talkg n coughing n sneezing..woOps..jem u beta get med okay?eh sars thiNg quite bad okie?yar thanks for yr VIT C!veri nice..but sour! *cringe a face* haha!hey leongz..thanks for talkg to me today k?aint yr fault alrighty?eh y u neh neh nv leave a msg?haha! but okay lahz thanks for reading!*gives a coLd hard stare* haha r u impressed?wao!eh i knighted u liaoz ah..so u mus b there okie?hurhur..wao u noe wad?when u aint inna gd moode u keep eating!m serious..let me tell u wad i eat..in the morng i had sum beany things then half boil eggs, at ard 8+ i gobbled mee hoon n fishcake n tea..then for lunch i ate wanton mee then eat ice cream...teatime i ate 2 sui mai n drink milo!ohh n then dinner n ltr supper..wao!n im so slim..kauz!wazzup with tt man!hahah!i feel like a slim pig!woo!
9:46 PM In the words of jo
okay im not inna mood to blog today..listening to sad sad songs now..haiz..anyway..i kp disturbin val today!sorry eh babez??? i was jus being so me!??? hehehehe!k lah nxt time i jus try to b nicer k?i mess up yr hair??i mean when u c froms all day u get tired n restless..heeeeeeeeeee...ohh i will rem yr fruittips...n JEMMMMM i rem yr chocs!u will get it!i promise!but dn kp eating lahz..ltr cough! haha n if emily u read this...as If...but hey i wanna tell u tt i take care of JEm k..so poor thing rite? today carpet girl n noddy was nice..surprisingly..i think tmr i betta brng more $$ i kp eating..SHIT!do i sound like val?????!! shucks! but hey im slim jo manz.. **Poses wao!shiokS!
k lahz..i blog too slow nowdays...hurhur...anyway..i think i shal haf a short entry manz...not really inna retard mood... gives a cOLd hard stare..dn miss me okay pple?ohh btw today this irritating lady canot decide where to stand in the mrt..pple here wanted to walk left she block my left then wanted go right she go right..wazzup with her man..she thinks she playing eagle n chick ..tt game..shall not say in chena cos ah leong wld b affected eh?c im so nice!..yar.. i b BAck..for now stay aWAy..
-->I can see the pain living in your eyes And I know how hard you try You deserve to have much more I can feel your heart and I sympathize And I'll never criticize All you've ever meant to my life
I don't want to let you down I don't want to lead you on i don't want to hold you back From where you might belong
u noe whu u r..this song’s for u...=)
9:46 PM In the words of jo
okay im not inna mood to blog today..listening to sad sad songs now..haiz..anyway..i kp disturbin val today!sorry eh babez??? i was jus being so me!??? hehehehe!k lah nxt time i jus try to b nicer k?i mess up yr hair??i mean when u c froms all day u get tired n restless..heeeeeeeeeee...ohh i will rem yr fruittips...n JEMMMMM i rem yr chocs!u will get it!i promise!but dn kp eating lahz..lrt cough! haha n if emily u read this...as If...but hey i wanna tell u tt i take care of JEm k..so poor thing rite? today carpet girl n noddy was nice..surprisingly..i think tmr i betta brng more $$ i kp eating..SHIT!do i sound like val?????!! shucks! but hey im slim jo manz.. **Poses wao!shiokS!
k lahz..i blog too slow nowdays...hurhur...anyway..i think i shal haf a short entry manz...not really inna retard mood... gives a cOLd hard stare..dn miss me okay pple?ohh btw today this irritating lady canot decide where to stand in the mrt..pple here wanted to walk left she block my left then wanted go right she go right..wazzup with her man..she thinks she playing eargle n chick ..tt game..shall not say in chena cos ah leong wld b affected eh?c im so nice!..yar.. i b BAck..for now stay aWAy..
-->I can see the pain living in your eyes And I know how hard you try You deserve to have much more I can feel your heart and I sympathize And I'll never criticize All you've ever meant to my life
I don't want to let you down I don't want to lead you on i don't want to hold you back From where you might belong
u noe whu i write this song for...=)
9:44 PM In the words of jo
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
yawnz.. eh leong read the whole blog then comment below cos i duno if u read my whole blog i had to put 2entries cos smtg wrong..ohh gad..im so gonna tell u wad happen to me in the train this mOrng..this china lady was standing bside eh..looks harmless rite..okay here cums the ahem~~ part..she was PIckINg her damn nose??!nvm... but the fact tt sHe FLicKed it in my DIRECTION!!!???!!ohh my gad...i so STARED her..with my CoLD hard stare..really..i dn haf a prob wif her face or the fact tt she's frm china but hey..to pick yr nose in pUbLic iz bad enough..to flick it in my direction is really playing with fire...reaLLy...i guessed she saw my Pissed off look..cos she decided NOt to stop but haf enough COw SENSE to Flicked it in the other direction...then she Grab the mrt pole..ohh great!i wish the nxt person whu hold it gd LUck!cos she might jus find some remanats of nose snort or wadeva...i shall not go into the details...but anyway then came the part tt wld shame any Civilise Chinamen/women...she saw tis seat which was like not her direction but to my amazment she turn so swiftly as tho a 16yrs old girl turned or smtg n DASH..mind u i really mean dash!she dash to the seat n totally heck with her bag or plastic bags..onli when she finally got the seat then she half stood n half sit to drag her bag towards her..gad...like as tho the seat had 24carat gold??! my my...i mean pple wld have given up the seat to her anyhow..haiz...quite amusing to c tt..wld haf found it hilarious if she didnt flicked her shitz... i think cos chia pple dn gif much respect to girls so they gota fight for what they wants...haiz...sad case..
10:11 PM In the words of jo
okay we had KFc..today..then LAmpsHAde lady decided to act smart n tell me not to sit where where i wanna..i so rolled my eyes at her..like shudd yr gap man!1 more time n yr b so sorry pal..i dn mean to b an asShole rite here..but u shd noe when to open n shudd when u haf too!yar?!anyway..eveN jem cant stand her..act all the temp stuff xcept fer sum cant stand her..she basically hav no PR sKiLLs!!!!!!!!i mean if she was nice abt how she want me to sit i wld haf listen..i so wld..anyway im gona b wary of her...argh!she pisses me off!ok i shd b nicer but hey she aint nice okay... today we din do anytg tt i reckon tt was farni..xcept our usual dissing pple..n lets c..i had to help jem to call tham..n i acted like a customer n pretend to complain abt their service!haha!tham m sorry..hope u like the swts okie?got a nice surprise rite??nice note not?din wanna tell u mah..wanted u to waOOO feeL shock n feel happy if u had a shity day yar?hurhur...calling u ltr..so im speed typing now..okay im not lah..but im trying..
aneway..hi huisHan,...do you read my blog?hellO! thanks yar!n geneva too!haha!ohh n jem n jem!!!!thanks for the cDDD!!!!hahah rem the free song?ultra farni..thot i was in sum amazon jungle..haha!crap! okie lahz..enuff of rubbish..u pple take care k?n ah leong..r u alrite ??!u din reply me or anytg?u sure got sars anot?not so fast ones lahz..yr jus paranoid..anyway beta build up yr immune system okie?miss u pple man..i dn get to c u pple for so long..haiz...absence really mks the hrt grow fonder! hee! E greaT siging off today..
-->if u get there before i do..dn give up on me i will meet u when my chores r thru i dunno how long it will be but im not gonna let u down
darling wait n c.. btwn now n then till i c u agn i b loving u,Love me
+++how do u stop the hurt insIde..when love n hate collide..
10:11 PM In the words of jo
Monday, April 07, 2003
MKsHIft CarPEt SkirT Ger StriKes AGaiN!okay it is a retard opening..but hey wait till i let u know the details.. ohh took half day today..hAd insomia!! after tt i went to wrk as usual but more cautious as ever bcause Sgh is a stone throw away frm where im wrkg.. ohh then we went to pEarL centre, n the floor had feaces smeered on the floor..gad wonder who had Loose bowels!we had to jump outa the way like ballerinas!then VaL kept eating n eatg n eatg...gosh!i cant even do tt no matter how much i try!??then i jus did like 40 entries..no bad eh!ohh n cheryL thanks for accompanyg me when i was at wrk!n told me abt life's philosophy!haha!eh u b emtionally stronger can anot??dn cry leh..ohh n i promise to treat u to tt snorty ice-cream..i will k?let's pray that the SArs thing wld haf a cure then we wld b able to go out...haiz..eh tmr cum online agn lahz..n tok..u noe very bored in the office..
ohh lets rtn to mkshift Carpet skirt girl..she wears wierd skirts..really..im serious..today u noe wad she wore???? a bag tt has it's ZIP ripped off so tt pple cn wear it as a skirts?!really..she even has those slings/handles on her skirt tt allow u to carry it..bet if the Gaint frm jack n the beanstalk saw her,he wld prob think she was part of the grocery!it was tt bad maN!then vaL n our ms powerpuff girls bubbles geneva was giving us suggestions as to wad she prob wear nxt..haha val wen..mayb she shd weaR lampshades??!!!! gad!!!how wld she b able sit?she prob has her legs dangling frm side to side...n val said ahH~ she beta wear shorts inside...but Geneva had a betta idea??!!! she said jus wear leaveS?!?!tt really cracked the hell outa me!ms powerPuff said tt she can get to b tarzan!waOO!the things our powerpUff thinks of!ohh btw..Val's blossom...dn ask me how the hell she got tt name but yar..blossom it is..as for geneva she got bubbles cos she is LIKE bUbbLes??!! hahaha!okay i think i shd quit diSSing pple..but hey they wanna wear wierd clothes n i wanna entertain u pple..so hey i found a link to tt!
9:41 PM In the words of jo
jem din cum wk today..no no she is healthy xcept fer her ear!!it's rotten or rotting?or rot liaoz?! aint sure u c..but acc to her it was so bad till she din slp the whole nite!she had to clean the pus outa her ear..i reckon Mr Pus found a wife sumwhere in her ear n got married n reproduce...!tt's fast man!wao..jem!u jus killed 123454321 of Mr Pus' babies!!!okok..im retard..but hey..they wan me b creative..so here im..yawnz..aint inna mood to blog..duno y..there's too much chaos in the worLd now to actually b so unmove n blog abt me..haiz..first there's the war..then came the SArs..is this a sign?!haiz..we Shd all pray yar? n hey the staFF of TTsH..i salute to you..u pple r those brave asses out there..pple shun u..but hey..wad yr doin is far beyond wad human compassiON can do.. lets all pray okay?OnLi God can SAve us now..it's scary..im so gona quarantine myself..im scared.. haiz..wads wif me n this pensive mood?haiz...i wish this wld all end..anyway.. lets quit this feeling.. hmm hey stacey..havt read my blog arhz?? neh neh.. leong thanKs for accompanyg me yar? n mich!cum read lahz..free entertaimnt leh! alritey..jem tc tt ear of yrs or else it gota cum off!haha! m i scaring yoU??!
-->nobody said it b so gd.. nobody said U b so beautifUL nobody warned me abt yr sMiLe yr the light yr the light when i cLose my eyes im CoLouRbLind
how do u not get suCked intO an ABysS of DarKness...
9:40 PM In the words of jo
Sunday, April 06, 2003
jo's in the hse!hehe..today lets c..we went to sau mu..which means we go visit our grandparents tombstone..we were late...well not usual u c..the damn bus took like 23mins to cum..dan i miss the opportunnity to go to Singapore Island Ctry Club!agrh~..ohh then i did the usual of paying respect to my grandpa!then we head to the temple at bright HiLL!wao!tt place is really crowded!my gad!they haf enough smoke frm the joss stick to fiLL the entire singapore wif haze at dangerous LEveL!gad!i was like chOKING!!then those ppl doin the burng of stuff prob r lucky inna way cos the Sars virus wld b dead! haha! im so seriOUs..they haf enuff heat for me to cooK lets c...fish,meat,egg,n maybe myself..wich wld prob b like ba ku teh!not bad..im lean babY!hurhur...
ohh then we all wen home to slp like pIgs..then we head to botanics..our weekLy rituaL..but this time we were all stuck in the pAviLLion much to the mosquito's DeLight fo they haf a nice time feastg my nice lean mean Legs..like wad the heLL..cos it was blOOdy raining today!then here cames this damn farni thing!!Val..as usual was pigging out..she was eatg Ang Ku kueh NOn stop..then i think mr sMaLL InnOceNt fly decided to rest on her back for it was prob tired frm trying to keep dRy n battling Wind n rain..so jeremy [val's bro] smartly said..jie..there's a fly on yr back..n val wen JUmping as tho she ws tryg for hIgh jump in the oympics trials or smtg..then she kp jumpg n said wHere??!! n me being nice n tryg to c where the hell the fly was ..but it aint ez wen val kept goin up n down..she reaLLy looked as tho mr T-rex came to visit her bak???!okay so in the end the poor fly fell on to the ground i think..it was prob too tired frm all tt clinging...haha!ohh my..did tt crack me UP!!!!!!!!! it was pin size btw..shd haf taken a damn photo..i mean val..weightg more than 45kg screamg hysterically at a 1 gram fly!??okok..im sorry vaL..it was farni...
10:26 PM In the words of jo
then we had this aunty tt eats nOn-stOP!Like she jus come abk frm africa??!damn farni..as soon as she steps into the pavillion she nv stop eating till she left the pavillion!wao!ohh yar!then we even haf our own version of charm sisters!there was my ma the dalai lama,aunty judy the dalai mana [which means where in malay], then there was my nanny the dalai sana [which means there..or like it's lost..cos she's ultra blur!]..they were all doin taichi in the pavillIon..then all of us gaf them the jet Li musIc..
ohh gad..imgaine wad boredom can drive us to do!??my gad..we were basically laughing n scratching our mosquito bites!
hurhur...cOOL rite!?okay my usuaL shout out agn to stacey tham..hey babe...do yr hair lahz..k lah k lah..
hey ah leong,beta tc of yrself..dn neglect yr health k??!hurhur..hey mich!! okay..im so dumb...ohh hi karmene... k lah my bro is like bugging me liek a mosquito.. i leave u wif tis phrase...
-->nobody said it b so gd.. nobody said U b so beautifUL nobody warned me abt yr sMiLe yr the light yr the light when i cLose my eyes im CoLouRbLind
.....how can u say u want peace if u FIGHT for peace....think abt it...
