DO NOT ENTER
You're antisocial. And you like it that way. You don't want unexpected company messing up the way you like to live your life. You stay to yourself, and if people come too close, you believe you have every right to shoot them...
Like to say a big thank you! to stacey,michele n yes cheryl leong..thanks for leaving me some comments pple..very nice of u all..i think it's really cool to have close friends..cos when u need them they r always there n im glad to say i have close friends!like 4 of them..my best fren is also counted as close lahz..so tt's 4..they r STACEY! CHERYL LEONG! MICHELE! N BESSY though im not very close to bessy but still..i know i can count on her..oHHH man on mon..the police show on ch8 is out!im so gonna b glued to the TV frm 7-8pm everyday!hahah!now i wanna b a POLice right away!but then again i aim to b an inspector then an ASP..n not a corporal..i HATE..i emphasize on the word hate to b bossed ard..so i prob blow up n ask the SIR to get outa my face..ohh well.. tt's me hot-tempered jo..ohh yes yes!avril's on the mag "kids company"..yeah yeah im super childish if i buy it but ehHH!AvriL's in there..im so gona get it..yes yes stacey..i like avril LAVIGNE!! tt's how it's sPelled!dunch get jealOus...now.. now... dunch worry lahz..avril is like wao!i cn never get to know her wad..u feel threatened for what!? haha! yah val.if u read this dont go..urm jo..u dun ahem right..nono..hahah! i think avril's company shd pay me cos im giving her free advertisments..then again why shd they..less than 10 ppl come visit my blog..haiz..sad life..but oh well all the better..at least if i hafta diss pple i cn diss openly w/o fearing i offend anyone in the process..yes that's gd..right? ohh wadeva...
cheryL :hey u dont haf to get so upset yar?tho yr fren actualy diss yr frens..mayb tt's how she feels..but it's very childish of her to say bhind yr back..dn let this get u down alright?the job's fine..reLAx..if it's bad..me,stace,mich n bes wld have told u already..think she's an ass..if yr happy workg..i know u r..so bloody heck care her okay?gimme a big fat smile?anyway u look nice in the unifoRm wad!tt's impt u noe..i like the uniform summore..dammit..haha..happy working cheryl leong..... smiles! =)
Mich:gd luck!hurry hurry i want 9th may to come!!! =)
stace:thanks for viSiting babe!wao!i was shocked n very touched! thanks babe! =P
-->This whole woRLd starts Getting me DowN N pple R jUst too MUch For me TO faCE.. =(
10:35 PM In the words of jo
Friday, May 02, 2003
Work's pretty mundane today..what's interesting anyway..the fact that im paid maybe..but hey tt's the only resason..ohh n my colleagues lahz..n lunch..n SeLf-decLared breaks..hahaha!..doin wad we call random checks today..it's like triple checking in layman's term..u know kiasu lah!so typical of singapore..yawnz..jem's sick oday..so hey JeM!get weLL sOON okay!wan me leave u a voice mail?then again..i think emily wld hav a better effect than me if she sang...hahah..JeM:treat tt fever of yours!!! okay!?watched crimewatch tt day!!ohh my gawd!ASP audrey ang rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!she's like very cooL!n yes avril was so attractive in the billboard countdown yesterday..ohh man she tOOk my BreaTh away!!..okok..im not a perverted coorked lah..i think she's very intriguing..like there's something in her tt's different from other singer..n yes she can b androgynous!tt's it..it mus b it..i haf this big feeling tt geneva ng wld roll her eyes n go "yeah yeah wadeva lah huh?" wont u gen! *jo shouts to tamp!* haha! ohh my gawddddddd!!!!!! mRs tUtU..she looks like the book "where's WoLLy?!" the character!!she's wearing red stripe t-shiRT!!she really shd go to the advertising company n try to pass off as woLLy!but the company might just not mk it..hahaha!
ohh man she put some johnson & johnson oil..my nosehair is pretty much clogged up with tt smell..help!it's engulf-g my nose..dammit..my friends are all having problems..n im pretty much the only one who has no problem..is that good??!..sometimes it means there's no meaning in your life..ohh well..it pains me to know that my friends r down with something..haha banana boat eh?wao..i shall b the one who row the boat..so i cn row u pple outa all yr PROBLEMS!!i try my best okay..im so thin!the tide b over sooN!hang in there okie!did some tribute thing..it's some mother's day contest!hOpe i win! *crosses fingers!* haha!my ma lahz..she want to win some vouchers then she ask me to write..haha very thickskin right..anyhow..i wrote it..let me wad ya think okay?who ever that reads this!tell me what to change!it's aft my blog entry..dont laugh okay..thot abt it at 12+am last night!then i bugged stace..she said sum hue thing..cant rem!something like the lines gettg longer n longer..duno wad issit call..calling tham ltr to ask..
ohh it's caLLed hi-qoo?shd b spelled like that!haha!i thot wad hue!!my gOsh..i think the song ghost of u and me is very meaningfuL..ahh..ohh u know wad i jus realised?stacey has a damn bloody nice voice..she called me n i feel quite awake n hyper now..ahh~ it's invigorating..OI!im normal lahz..jus think it's refreshing to hear someone so happy n che3rfuL..ohh man..okay shudd up joanne before pple think yr a big fat pervert..ahh~ haha!shit!!AVRIL is on radio!oooooooh man! *faints* THEN -JUMPS ARD- haha! OHH YEAH!str8 boy! yeah..wad a life..i did 70 of triple-checkg,24 completes n now filling..jem!!come back to wrk ASAP!wad a day..still thinkg abt my sexuality..hmm..lets c..wad m i?think tomboy lahz..okay im blabbering.sorry..ohh my!mrs tutu jus farted into vaL's face n apparently she's pissed off!val said her fart went bloophmmbleah..or smthg..think she shited agn in the loo..wao..she wanna save water biLL..i gues..cos she took in newspaper in the loo..wah kau! think she really noes how to saVe..ohh my gawad!can imagine the stink she caused the Loo!haha!n yes we were competeting..filling n my hands r numb..think i develpoed muscles on my left arm! *checks arm*..wao!cooL!wad the hell....
hey cheryl :so yr finaly ready to resume your role as emotional angel issit?!gdgd!HAHA..u showed that jd u meant business..n u can b as bold as her w/o feeling anything!YOU GO GIRL!!!u know no strings attached!ohh yeah!cooL!
MIch:wad skunk!u n yr crappy nonsense!i was like arh?!?at 6am in the morng!like wad!?!?u noe..haha..then i got confuse then i go mich?!hahaa!u noe..when u jus get up yr brain aint connected yet!haha!n mich jus ignore glenn the gay potential okay?u dont wan him to lead you on again!born jerk!!!!dn worry me,leong,stace n bess still LOVE yoU!!!hee!
stace:yr voice's so nice...invigorating u noe..tsK! hahahaa!call me ltr okay!
--tribute to my mom-- --[the poem]-- >>>To my living angel: you pick me up when i stumble, gave me strength when i crumble I'LL always be your little girL i Love you,my dearest mother
1:36 PM In the words of jo
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
ohh well..me n jem did filing today!HAHA..we pia for awhile..now we r currently slackg..haha!shit jem's startg on a new set of files..gee.. yeah..jem's really "hiau" [hokkien word for vain] u noe wad she does?since we haf got no mirror in the office she uses her hp ,which has a camera btw..to urm..u noe tk a pic of herself n she will know whether she looks gd today..gad..i do haf such a fren..hey no one shoot me yest so u pple totally agree that i ROCK in police uniform?or u all jus dn bother n roll yr damn eyes?!TSK!haha went into the filling rm jus now n sorta accidentally *pIAK* the rubber bands..n jem noe wad.. *swalLOwed* *GULP* HER yawn!hahah!how hilarious..now her mouse cannot wrk..n i think the cat came n ate it up or smth..hurhur..
jem gaf us a nice puppet show..which was very farni..cos it was so lame..she pretended to haf a puppet show with tigger and a fake rabbit..using her fingers..as in u noe the peace sign..yes yes she's bugging to blog tt she thot of the story on the spot..haha!we made a video outa it..but it's in val's digicam!OHH YEAH!MY BOSS JUS WALKED PASS..HAHA!i dn care..we did lotsa filling today..lets c..50files in 12mins! very efficient!now my fingers r gona bleed..cos we r gona file sharp sharp edges files..then the files wld neatly slice off the meat on your fingers.. *OUCH!*..c i told u jem's hiau! she jus tk a pic of herself agn!? alright..we were pia-g n i meant it..no toking no goin to pee..no lazyg ard..jus pure pia-g and according to jem we did it in 11mins!50forms in 11mins!wad a surprise..now gota start filling it in the rm.. we did it..we filled it all b4 5!and jem n i haf CUTS on our hands!ouch!!!!!!!!!!! okay ..hahaha 4got to tell u during lunch..jem diod the fanning thing agn..this time it was the bee hoon that was too hot..oh well.. haah! mrs tutu u noe wad?!she took newspapers to the loo!n u noe wad geneva said? "she prob use to clean her backside" then gen gives us the skepitcal look!hahahaha! wad corny pple..5pm has come.. Orchard here i come..i mean Borders..here i cOme..
cheryL:hope u manage to tell wyn how u really feel in tt email okay..let me noe hows wkrg with lesley the siaocharbo..k?cheer up babez!
mich:GD LUCK for exams!!!!!!!!and thanks for cuming my blog so often!yr so swt manz! miss ya lots!hurry finish yr stupid exaMSSSSSSSSS!!!
stace:im gona cya inna abt 1hrs time!woo!
>>>>m i part of the cure?or m i part of the disease?
11:57 AM In the words of jo
Tuesday, April 29, 2003
yes..im in the office..my ma jus got the bill for last moNth..it's $85..so yar..saving my ma's $..gues wad me n jem compose a song for stacey..ok..i composed abt 3-4 lines n jem composed the rest..it's sung to the tune of "MOre than words"...okay she doesnt know it yet n when she does then she wld get well..cos stacey my best fren is sick..in the midst of doing sorting in the filing rm..i sudd thot of ohh u noe.. singing into her voice-mail a song tt wld mk her feel beta with her headache n all..i thot of heaven by yr side song,close to u,then i thot of this song..MORE THAN WORDS..!then we decided to well change the lYrics..since jem is musically incline it was so much easier gettg the GET WELL SOON song down..wao!AMAZING RIGHT!?? if anyone wants to sing it to someone u really treasure..the lyrics wld b up aft my blog entry! ohh well it's a get w3LL soon song..i reckon no one has compose a get well soOn SOng..so there me n jem r the FIRST...okay all i did was 3-4 lines..i sang wad!! tt's impt u noe..n well we timed the song..cos the voice-mail wld only last for 1min b4 sum idiot woman wld say tt time's almost up!!we made it in 55secs!now i gota mk it faster!tt means singing w/o any music..i thot i cld stuck a earphone in my ear n let westlife accompany me while i sing..but 55secs man!i gota mk it in 50secs!!! shucks!okay..dn get the wrong idea..im not like a big fat perverted crooked or smth..i jus wan my best fren to feel beta right??!right??! ohh well..wadeva u say.. i mean to wrk in borders when yr sick n dragging yrself outa bed isnt a best way to start a tues!so stace get well soOn!!!!!!!..haha..im such a sweet angel.. thank u goD!okay..wad a thickskin girl eh!okay our KFC meal aint here yet so me n the rest r basically starving..thank heavens vaL aiNt here..so she might jus collapse frm lack of food!haha val my cOUs with a T-reX gut im serious..she eats alot!wao!.. btw..im gona cont writing ltr..now i need to rest..im HUNGRY..GRUFF******** heyz..haha let me tell u the things we do in the filing rm bsides sorting.no no ntg dirty..even kids can read this..it aint NC-16..lets c..me n jem made music using paper clips inna box n rubber bands!wao!we r talented cos it did sound very gd at tt time!hahah!then i tried rubbing the rubber bands together n it made the *twang* sound!n jem used her earphones as drums!hahah!nice!we cn form an acapella group!it's called jem^jo...give credit to her cos she compose most of the song today!haha! yes yes..stace is very happy n touched by the song cos she didnt xpect it..im so gd at giving pple surprise i think i shd jus start a career on it.. *LookS to the FuturE* hahah! winKS..
okay..jem ate her KFC chicken like a three yr old today!how hilarious..n she ordered crispy which was a TEENY Bit spicy n she startd fanNg her MOUTH?!?! yes like tt really helped..hahah!ohh man!it cn b so farni...val r u jeaLous!?!? WE ATE KFC!!! but with yr t-reX appetite..even eatg a brontosauras won't mk u full!shd curb tt big eatg habit of yrs..but oh well..yr still slim man!not too bad! nopw it's 4.50pm!n my boss is in her office so we cn slack aft sorting 4 stacks of forms today!ohh my GwaD!tmr i gota wear a shirt!cheryl leong n jem came up with the idea!so im gona wear wad jem brings tmr! ahhH!no im goin to wear only if they force me n threaten to disown me..sHUCKS!tt means i wld miSS crimewatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHh! MY ASP audrey ang!!!tSK!okay wadeva i jus go tape it then..arGH!i luv crimewatch..in case u din already noe..my ambition is to bcum a police..an ASP to b precise..wad a cooL job..anyone thinks so?i wld look gd in uniForm u noe..so shoot me if i dont....
--->>FinaLLy..The LyricS... >>>SayiNg How r yoU, Are the woRds i Want to sAy to You Now tt you'Ve FaLLen iLL i'Ve come to you to take away your pain oOoooh stacEy....... heRe im to SHow yOu hOw i FeeL MOre thaN WordS.. Is all i Want tO do to MK it reaL.. then u wldNt Have to Say...tt you're okAyyyyyyyyy.. cOs i alreadY knoWwwwwwwwwwwww
