Before I start, here are my schedule for my law papers, esp to all my ardent fans..thank you for your generous support. Your kind support is greatly appreciated!
Mon, 2-3.30pm, Criminal Law
Tues, 2-3.30pm, Contract Law
Wed, 2-3.30pm, English Legal System
Thurs, 2-3.30pm, Public Law
What happen during my criminal law revision yest..
Rule number 1: Never ever take coffee as a desperate attempt to keep awake when you know your stomach will unleash it’s fury soon after. Am I babbling? Nope..I’m not.. in fact this was what happen to me and my ingenious attempt to keep awake..couldn’t take a proper nap..so instead of wasting time lazing around..i decided to get up and study. Then well..fatigue set in..searched high and low for brands essence of chicken and found.. well 1 bottle..decided I should keep it for future emergency cases like having insomnia the night before my law papers..smartly took a pack of 3 in 1 instant coffee and made a nice cup of cold coffee..
Then came the disaster, my hand was shaking and my mind was totally blank like if I had murdered someone then, I could simply raise the defence of non-insane automatism.. sorry for the law jargon. It simply meant that I have a defence. I was so going to faint at that time, so I should rest right? But no…..stubborn jo decided to continue studying even after my coffee disaster occurred. Hey it just goes to prove nothing can stop me..im invincible.. muahahah –flexes- -ouch- think i tore a muscle…
For your information, I hate coffee..exceptions to the general statement are coffees from starbucks or coffee bean, I mean duh? It costs a bomb to drink this kinda shit..of course I must like it.. back to my horrendous coffee incident.. drank the concoction and 30mins later I was having world war 3 with my stomach.. first I had my usual diarrhoea..think im allergic to coffee.. then came the foam-y part.. I was puking foam as tho I drank a tub of bubble bath..no kidding..now I know how I would look like when I die foaming at the mouth well I look gothic but suave at the same time …I couldn’t take it anymore.. I decided to force myself to vomit.. nah..wrong choice as well..i ended up having watery eyes and gooey saliva on my fingers, not forgetting a leaky nose..i looked at the mirror and thought.. hey! I could audition for a crying scene now and bam!! I would get the leading role..
For reasons unknown to me.. my nose decided to forge allegiance with my stomach and I was sneezing as though everyone in the world was thinking of me simultaneously..like wao… so here im taking a teeny break to blog and post it up for Saturday’s entry so everyone can have a peek at my urm seemingly unglamorous life..In the end, my lady in shiny armor, my m-o-t-h-e-r, gave me gastric medicine which was a month overdue!!!.. which means the medicine had no effect on me..so now poor me has to wait till about 10 to have another bout of “non-overdue” gastric medicine, which my mom and dad has kindly gone to get for me. For now I have to keep spitting up foam, anyone up for a foam bath? I can provide the spit..yes joanne, very corny.. so there, my experience with coffee gone wrong again..you know the funny thing is when I do drink coffee from coffee bean, not the ones with chocolates added, normal brewed coffee I don’t seem to get this, my stomach is one high class shit..for now.. I need to head to the loo for a spitting session. Hey don’t get me wrong, im not trying to gain any sympathy votes, I just thought it be swell to let you have a peek into my war with coffee..it’s just for reading pleasure, as for me, the good thing is, it got my mind off law for about 45mins..it’s heaven…
Latest update by the doctor..gastric flu..chey...
God created children
So that we can teach them,
Or maybe so that they can teach us instead
11:50 AM In the words of jo
Friday, December 05, 2003
Im getting sick of this countdown but i keep doing this till my exams are over.. lets see..i last checked..i have 5 ulcers oozing from my gum..everytime i brush my teeth a floodgate of blood gushes out..like the yellow river when it floods...it's a gory sight..but it's cool..
Lets see...i have only criminal law left..i think i have only got myself to blame.. have been isolating myself alot..due to stress and what shit.. i seem to be losing my friends..it's a wierd feeling..part of you dont want to care but there's of course the humane part of me which do...maybe it be a good thing for me to just have a long walk after my exams..it helps me think and reflect.. that's prob after my haircut of course...i need to escape...i want to run to a place where no one can find me..and just be by myself....
Okay enough of bullcrap...i need to study...i need to be alone...
Val..you make me wanna go and run to Sunggei Ringgit now..val..we are going to get a tan okay..then we can come back looking like some hot chick! =) thanks for the encouragement...n hey congrats for doing well! u rock dj val..
Make me a channel of yr peace,
Make me a channel of yr love,
Make me a channel of yr forgiveness..
And let me be free....
10:13 AM In the words of jo
Thursday, December 04, 2003
Okay lets see..I’ve only contract law and criminal law left for re-revising..but I keep forgetting what I have studied..or so I think?It’s just some where in my puny brain..but I have yet to try to recall it..cos im afraid I cant remember a thing..ok im like scaring myself for nothing..i cant sleep at night unless I coax myself not to think about anything concerning law..as much as im looking forward to the end of my exams..I’m kinda apprehensive about it in the first place..i don’t know..i never did an essay before and yes before my friends use stones, tomatoes, banana or shit to pelt me..i want to add that interrograms are really different from a frigging essay..and I got to do TWO yes 2 essays…urgh…. *throw hands up*
Hmmm…I think im complaining and whining..okay I will stop..anyhow..okay lets see.. I got a lot of things to do after my exams..that will be my motivation..and I still have chalet in Sunggei Ringgit..in malaysia..with val, jiejie and the rest of my urm…wait.. 17 cousins? Cant wait… *jumps up n down* , then I’ll go cut my nice mushroom-y hair, and urm go shopping with my mother for christmas stuff..and buy presents for myself..and put up the christmas tree and paint my room!wao!!! so many things..but urgh.. for now..i need to head back to my books… I think a chunk of white hair just grew..i look damn wise now.. hurhur… sooner or later im going to hollywood to audition for storm’s role in x-men3 or something.. okay crap… till we meet again pple…miss me…love me… n yes dream of me.. ooh ooh… fantasize about me.. okay .. *ouch* .........*winks*.......
Why should we be governed by rules,
When they are formulated by one of us?
9:25 AM In the words of jo
Monday, December 01, 2003
P-E-A-C-E Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up
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Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, just shut up, shut up, Shut up, -Time Out-
Okay I’m very tired…damn the flu bug…
In my strength to keep you near.
I care about you, I just want to make you smile.
I'll never get over you
