1) ten glorious (i only use that word cos u seem to be fighting agst Hitler, Stalin, Rasputin, Napolean, Chairman Mao on a daily/hourly basis) working days for you to hold it out and then plenty of opportunities in future.
2)the trick to saying vulgarities is to make it audible to her but not to the entire co. which she will go bersek till her head implodes with fumes coming out of her ears! cool ! *imagines cartoon*
3) HK is beckoning you in ten glorious working days, HK currrently has the come hither effect on you, so me being the outrageously jealous individual need you to have a fucking good reason to go HK and since the on slaught of various charlatans, i believe u deserve every inch of it.. so.. think HK(with the come fuck me effect), it will prove to have a wonderous/miraculous effect on *coughs* the shopping queen *coughs*
4)you bring a whole new meaning to the word tampines. -smiles sweetly- hey hey you're making it hip and fashionable ok!!!! *ouch! OUCH!!* complimenting you ok?! okok u lie on my arm u lie on my arm.. -tries sympathy pout- is it working????????
5)i will allow u to whine *sings* all night long! all night! all night along! all night! then again not that you dont already whine? but of course.. for you, suddenly whining becomes music to my puny ears....
6) hold it out and i will tell you more stories and u can AND THEN AND THEN to me, i will and then to you till you say, i dont like ur story, very boring but im sleepy already good night and kup my tian wei(phone) before i utter the words okay! goodnight! byeee!. but of course, you're still endearing despite everything =D
7)cos i think u rock big time in corporate outfit! -ser lang whistle- -zoot zoot- lien eh! you veli the chio leh, i want stead with chew (you), lumber (number) lai leh! eh why so buay steady!!! hahahahahaa
8)you wont be bored at home and rattle off the lines of either jooooooooooooooooooooo talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, dont ignoreeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee or TELL ME STORIES!???? with that little girl eyes effect, or AND THEN???!!! AND THEN?!?!?! even after i have no more and thens to continue...
9)get into ser lang's good books.. 10 more days only to accomplish your mission
10)you're brillant dont let anyone push you around.. so... stay if u can hold it out, if not i buy itchy powder for you! then u put on her seat so her CB n KA CHENG(backside) will itch like fuck...
so... DEAL OR NO DEAL???
if you deny me one of your kisses dont know what i'll do.....
